“Hi, just thought you should know that I’ve settled in nicely and have assumed total control of the household.
My new friends basically do anything I want them to, while I spend time gazing out of the window or asleep in my new fluffy bed. My favourite spot is laid on top of the couch where I can survey my new surroundings.
What more could a cat want?!
Thank you for looking after me so well.
Noodles”